
If you have kids you guys understand the procrastination of bedtime after betime rituals. With my kids, Boog has to get two drinks of water after she's officially in bed and always has a dire question that must be answered right after kisses and hugs. The boy always has to run and hide under his sister's blanket and then go to the bathroom.
Anyway, tonight on the boy's trip to the potty I hear the scampering of feet, the stool being moved into place and then Ewwwwwwwww. Mom what this?!?! Since he's not fully potty trained I figured the worse so I grabbed clean clothes and headed that way. When I get there he's in the ewww gross don't step in it stance. You know, the one where their feet are spread as far apart as they can comfortably be and they're standing on only the sides of their feet? Yeah, that one. So he's in the stance and staring at the floor like a snake was lying there.
I ask what happened and he say,"Mommy, you..... you need be more careful. You have a accident! You need ta clean this up!", as he's frantically circling the area of wetness at his feet. Apparently his sister got a little water happy in the shower and he thought he was stepping in caca stuff.
So not only did he get to sit on The toilet for five minutes to not go to the bathroom, but he got another bath to wash off the water because there was NO way he'd go to bed with what he just stepped in still on his feet.
Oy vei.
2 comments:
LMFAO!! Kids are too funny!
Phew, no snot.
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